By BarhydtBran - 18/08/2015 01:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML
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stieglar 17

Rule #1 of military training, don't talk back man. Have you not seen full metal jacket?

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cat4651 15

You had to have known that talking back would probably end badly.

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Dick_diamond 22

That was a "soup sandwich" move. You should know better than to talk back..

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inknsword 4

How do you ever have your phone at training??? That's the first thing they take!

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vampire623 6

unless they are a re enlistment then they don't go through the same one but still should know better

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klutz44 28

Why do people always ask these types of questions? Just because the FML begins with "Today", doesn't actually mean it happened today. This could have happened 6 months ago but the OP just posted it now.

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limitedition 25

I would bet he will be laughing over your funny comment with his buddies later. Until then have fun running.

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igg125 30

How did you get access to FML in boot camp?

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Szaszaspasz 26

OP, it sucks now, but it is funny later. FYI I am pretty positive the instructors do go and yuk it up over the antics of their recruits. (I did 23 years in the Canadian Military) I'm sure our foibles as recruits were a source of amusement for the instructors (after our punishments). It makes a good war story for you to tell, as shown by this FML. FYL BTW. XD

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tygerarmy 35

Hahaha, keep running 'til I get tired.

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RoseLich 17

My brother's platoon got in trouble once. Their room had a sign: "Do not smash holes in the wall with your head." 'Twas very specific, and someone smashed their head through the wall. But, yeah, FYL. Good to know you have a sense of humour there.

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silky_mitts 11

Everyone knows there's no cheese on a shit sandwich - ydi

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bobbabson 8

You can't even have your phone when you go to basic training so this post is complete bull

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bip_it_702 11

Actually depends on your mos or job in the military. Had plenty of buddies that had there phone all through basic. My company wasn't that lucky

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never_three 21

Idk about any of the other branches, but basic is the same for all initial entry trainees. AIT is different and phones are allowed to stay in each soldiers possession but only after the training day is done.

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ThatHorse 15

That depends on the training and where you live and other circumstances. Like if you have a kid and you live only a few minutes jog/drive away you can be allowed to go home each day to see your kid. Or other situations similar to that.

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