Holy Santa clause shit.. How the **** do you have your phone in basic?? Why the **** did you call your drill sir? He works for a ******* living. This post is about as dicked up as you are private. Just smoke yourself till you puke.

I didn't get my phone in boot camp. Boy, a lot has changed...

Awesome dude. Have fun with it. Its just a game. When you were out of earshot he probably had a laught with the other drill sergeants about it. I got dropped so many times for having fun with the whole army thing. I was able to max my pt test.

You deserve it for not saying 'sir' after cheese. It's "It's yes sir, with extra cheese sir!"

Whoa whoa whoa....hold up a second...since when can you use the Internet in bootcamp? What is wrong with this generation of Soldier/Sailor/Marine/Flyboy that you can't spend 3 short months without connection to the Internet? You disgust me USN E-5/PO2 (2002-2012)

Hahaha, you got some serious balls, man, I'll give you that.

Best answer. +1 for balls and wits.

Reply when they give you permission only...

You forgot the "sir" after cheese....

Dude that was your own fault. Don't talk back in the military. Thanks for serving though