By Blaisey - 21/04/2014 17:25 - Canada - Duncan

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML
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Blaisey 22

Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!

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androtech 12

Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?

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disturbed678 10

You should hit her over the head with a pan.

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SqueezeMe32 9

Press charges OP. What the other inmates would do to them would be vengeance in of itself!! Hope the kitty is doing well. Take care of it and yourself :)

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DataWog 30

Personally, I wouldn't be satisfied with anything less than both.

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yesnid 2

Well maybe you shouldn't have a drug addicted person for a room mate.

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Jessj958 19

@204, maybe you should learn to read!

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Sakaea 22

I hope your kitty is ok! Your room mate needs to be reported for animal cruelty, and needs some serious help. *sends loves for the kitty*

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Celfyndel 16

Anyhow, your roommate is an ass. I'm glad your kitten made it, but I really hope something awful happens to your roommate. Something that won't kill them, but make them suffer for the rest of their life.

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devans00 14

I don't even like cats and I'm worried about the kitten. Please FML have the original poster give an update.

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DomiLove 26

The OP did, if you looked up you'd see it.

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bobsanction 18

Guess it's time to kill your roommate.

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meegal 12

Anyone who does recreational drugs is an idiot. It's honestly that simple. That's the most respectable word I can think to describe people who do recreational drugs, trying to obey the FML rules here.

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