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get drunk, get in his car, run him over, and smash in to his house. you're not responsible for your drunken actions.
YDI for buying an overpriced MP3 Player...
sell his car for $600.01 and give him the change
your uncle is a ******* DICK. drink some grog, murder his ass, and then say what he said.
your uncles a total dick. you should take a dump in his bed and then say you were drunk
Ffirst off, the price of the phone is $199. If you take it into the Genius Bar they will swap it out for $199. and hopefully you backup your phone because then all your contacts, Apps, texts and data will be saved. Try putting the phone in a box of white rice and put the box in a warm place. your uncle owes you $199...not $600. take him with you into the Apple Store so he can pay
What a DOUCHEBAG. i would rob his money and get a new one. or steal all his important expensive stuff and pawn it then get a new one.
If I were you, I'd grab a beer, drink half, pretend you're drunk, then throw some of HIS expensive stuff in the pool ( : And then just get hammered for fun!
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Get drunk and drive his car into the lake. Problem solved, after all you can't take responsibility for your drunken actions.
Gah.. your family sucks