By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
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McMan 23

Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.

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musicluvr2000 11

Yell at her for ditching work.

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pagullarka 9

Maybe you need to put her in a cold shower and wake her ass up

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micahsmommy 13

Couldn't you just point outside? It's winter so it should be dark which obviously means not school time.

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perdix 29

Why is she complaining? 5 o' clock is Happy Hour. Veteran alcoholics have the motto, "It's 5 o' clock somewhere!" to let them tell themselves it's a good time for a drink.

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lantern 6

Sounds like my mom. I even imagined her doing that while reading this. I'm sorry your mom is so ridiculous OP

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dreamer9614 3

Anyone else notice this was posted TODAY and today is SATURDAY? Maybe this didn't happen today but most people that live in Ohio, on the same timezone as me, don't go to school on Saturday. Just sayin.....

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THE_A_TEEN 27

It's manditory to put "Today" on EVERY FML. The actual FML could have happened yesterday, days, weeks, months, years(unlikely) ago.

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Phobetor 5

It's not like I'm telling you something you don't know, but she needs help fast. Believe me. I have a lot of personal experience with this type of thing. This is both a fyl and a fhl. Good luck. I wish you all the best for now & in the future.

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kei1108 13

You can call social services. That is really not a healthy living environment. Please get help. :)

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