By ADickySituation - 05/05/2013 04:14 - United States - Wilmette

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
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tj4234 35

I don't see why this is FYL, considering it wasn't you that did it. Also, that's a real waste of Johnnys

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Harpy20 24

Well if he was dense enough to screw up that badly, he definitely deserves to be fired. Turn him in before he takes you down with him.

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Jharrist89 12

Nobody calls the man named Dick "Dick".. It's Richard lol!

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mr_sarcastic416 29

#17 in that particular case, they'd call him Dick

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Jemm_fml 29

Richard Whitman was not named Richard Whitman.

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Fluffydemise 18

Dick Nixon? Am I grasping the nuances of this correctly? :P

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monnanon 13

hmm im sure richard van dyke agrees with you.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Tom Richard and Harry

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stargirl_95 24

You mean to tell me that all this time that cartoon was actually named Richard Dastardly? My childhood is ruined

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DubstepCrazyXD 11

My lord, never seen so many thumbed down comments in one FML on the first page. O.o

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Kalipczo 21

How do you even get dick from Richard... And since your colleague did it he's the one who is going to take the heat. Yeah it's still embarrassing and a face palm times two but hey at least it's not your ass on the line.

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lexa1love 16

Dick is a very popular nickname for Richard, at least where I'm from I know four or five.

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Kalipczo 21

But I don't understand how it's derived

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perdix 29

#16, wear a low-cut dress and give him a beer. It's not that hard. . . I mean, difficult.

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lexa1love 16

Oh, jeez I actually learned this back is high school. Something with the Middle Ages? That they had nicknames that rhymed with their names. Richard=Rick=Dick Idk I can't google at the moment, that might be able to explain it better. :)

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Jemm_fml 29

Well F his life for being so stupid. Pretty sure Don will be mad about this for a long time.

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possy 19

That must have been hard seeing the look on their faces!!!

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bebopoo621 14

This situation wasn't really protected enough was it ?

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nnnope 26

I will never understand why some people named Richard prefer to be called Dick.

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RedPillSucks 31

Because Dick was a popular abbreviation for Richard long before Dick became a popular name for penis. Also, maybe they're proud of their penis. *I don't name my penis "Johnson", I name it after myself... "Dick".*

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wildfiresgirl 7

Oh the irony!

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Futacy 29

If any of them break, then I guess we know where NOT to buy condoms from.

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cmb8280 24

Wouldn't the balloons have been cheaper, on top of everything else? What was he thinking?

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Jharrist89 12

I'm assuming they all come from wallets.

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Shmatterhorn 38

Problem was, the coworker was not thinking.

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