By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
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AntonioMontana 0

Is he mentally retarded?

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MoreBeef 4

It was a good, if flawed theory. He should use Dawn or some other mild liquid soap. He will get it right eventually

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pumpkin093 7

I wasn't that stupid when i was 8.

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bubo_fml 10

Sorry, no epic fart bubbles 4 U!

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HarleyQuinnFox 10

dont let your kid eat soap then

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Schools aren't teaching biology young enough.

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CastielJ 6

Acid and Bases, children. They don't teach these things on T.V. anymore? Bill Nye?

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katydid91 31

Nope, haven't seen Bill Nye on TV since the mid-90's. There is a chance that the Magic School Bus has re-runs though.

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daydreamer23 2

once my cousin gulped an entire bottle of dettol (antiseptic liquid) and his puke actually did smell of it..!! so your son might not be wrong in assuming so..

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Snackycake 20

Well that sounds....lovely....

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