Kids: Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's...

By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By WanstinChurchHill - 08/09/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By BlackRavenWings - 21/11/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

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chottu 16

Monday 9 December 2013 6:08

Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.

VengeanceChicken 12

Monday 9 December 2013 6:09

Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."

Comments

Raykyogrou03 12

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:04

you kicked him in the nuts right?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:14

Red eyes? That's for sure something I have never seen.,,the Omen yes was a true story but that was years ago...

midnightmango 13

Tuesday 10 December 2013 5:39

That's cool!

RobertoZ 5

Tuesday 10 December 2013 5:51

A:That was a dick move although you may be able to sue them for being racist and some other stuff and B:Red irises?I wish I had those that sounds so awesome.I wouldnt care if people thought I was weird I would look badass

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 10 December 2013 21:45

They're not being racist, they're being ignorant towards OP's daughter's lack of pigment in her eyes. She can report them for harassment, though.

Devul143 12

Tuesday 10 December 2013 6:13

I think I'd move..... far.. farrrr away... sorry OP... but keep alert.. relogious crazies do extreme things! they'll bring down the fire and brimstone on you if they so choose =

robj118 10

Tuesday 10 December 2013 6:50

What the hell does photosensitivity have to do with anything in that FML post?

jmcr 27

Tuesday 10 December 2013 8:06

Its a trait of albinos because of the lack of pigment she will burn easily so she probably doesnt go out much in the sun so these nutjobs think that shes a real vampire be careful OP call the cops and if you can move out of the area because idk if those kinds of idiots would even take the police seriously if they went up to your house themselves and demanded for you to hand over your daughter like that be careful!