By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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chottu 16

Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.

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VengeanceChicken 12

Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."

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Dmc169 9

Then use their fear to your advantage

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binaryplatypus 4

Your life sucks. I guess they just think your daughter does too...

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flashback_fml 14

I guess that's the formal way of abducting a child

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arre2006 19

Well, time for a restraining order against those crazy old *****

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calipilot227 16

Call the police. That's harassment. And I wouldn't put it past these crazy religious fanatics to attempt a kidnapping.

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dryuminoru576 16

Dude apart from the photo sensitive part, that sounds really cool! Lucky girl I'm sure she'll grow up to be extra beautiful :)

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mia_marie01 11

Red irises? That sounds beautifully unique! Never seen or heard of such a thing! Ignore those people they're crazy.

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

What did they think they'd do with "the girl" if you actually handed her over?

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wingL 11

would really like to see a photo.. =)

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