Animals: Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was...

By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that the reason my neighbors have been giving me weird looks while whispering to each other lately is because I've started walking my cat on a leash, and this is apparently "a cause for concern about my mental health." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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By suspicious - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2016 04:29 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, I got a citation from my landlord because my puppy couldn't make it to the grass and peed in the shrubs. Later in the evening, I got a citation that my music was too loud. Until I'd submitted my 30-day notice yesterday, no one ever had a problem with me FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Cat Burglar!

By Aimee Lutz - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 29 October 2011 12:10

A leash law...for CATS? Where the hell do YOU live?

shemseyy 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 12:18

In that case, you should get a tiger

Comments

mrle 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:29

Keeping a cat inside or leashed all the time is borderline abuse - a cat is not meant to be confined.

RKD 23

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:38

Probably just a fine and a slap on the wrist is all you will get. Don't worry-stupid law, though!

eliteninja12 1

Friday 20 April 2012 2:10

Ah, yes. It's stupid that the law attempts to make you be responsible and care for your pets. I work at a vet's office, and it astounds me the vast amount of cats that come in with serious problems-- severe infections, getting hit by a car or attacked, getting caught in hunting traps, ect-- because their owners turn them out without a second thought. Then you have the cats who strut in on a leash, the prestine picture of feline health.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:21

really? what part of Georgia are YOU in? because in my neighborhood everyone's cats just kind of roam around...

LaGriffonne 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:25

You so deserve it. It is beyond my understanding why cat owners have this magical thinking that everyone love to have free roaming cats piss and shit in their kids sandbox and destroy their garden. How would they react if their neighbor would let their dog poop all over their yard. Free roaming cats are also responsible for destroying rare or endangered species of rodents, birds and other small animals. And their owners call themselves animal lovers....

ImTheAlpha 30

Thursday 8 March 2012 20:10

Can you even put a leash on a cat?

QueenBitch808 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 4:32

Make the world a better place & euthanize it

newburton13 26

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:21

What screwed up town do you live in?

StzaCrack666 18

Thursday 26 July 2012 15:55

another reason why i dislike police.

mimiminx 23

Monday 3 September 2012 11:15

This is hilarious! I've never heard of putting a leash on a cat! If we did that in the UK we would be ridiculed for taking the cat for a walk! Sounds like another of America's weird oppressive laws. My cat basically lives outside and comes in for food. This is what cats are meant to do.