By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
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SS99_fml 20

Tell him that if he wants fast finishing times to go have sex with his wife.

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CheeseTron 15

woah. you don't wanna give your coach third degree burns.

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jw90 18

Be proud you finished. Some can't.

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HowieDoIt 21

Always remember: Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

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EpicJman2828 11

Meh bet the first guy's time was faster than the coach in bed.

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HowieDoIt 21

Ah so close to being the first to use that joke! However, like Op, apparently you were nowhere close to 1st.

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brewmasterg 34

That joke also doesn't work. You're basically just implying that the coach has more endurance than a person running a mile.

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ImmaEatYouXx 10

I remember doing the 1600... I was jogging alongside this girl... Who fainted. Good job for finishing OP

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giraffelovergirl 19

My time would be thirty minutes because I don't run miles, I walk miles.

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LegolasPrincess 10

Well at least you finished, when I had gym class in high school most people either never finished or walked it.

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ThatOneGuy909 1

If you took more than 15 minutes to run a mile you are sad

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j_729 18

I completely agree. You can walk it in 15 minutes

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Headcrab 29

What an asshole. instead of commending you on finishing... ay least you didn't give up! props to you.

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