Intimacy: Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and... - FML

By IHateDumbExs - 21/01/2011 17:15 - United States

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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

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IHateDumbExs 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:52

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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comegetme63 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:22

hes just using you

zargon 1

Friday 21 January 2011 23:28

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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TJOEW 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 22:03

so did you give him one

redgeek 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:32

Maybe you shouldn't be such a ****.

ScreamMeALuvSong 2

Monday 31 January 2011 20:37

Wow. What a dick, if he earned points for anything it's a huge slap across the face.

Monkeybutt1 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 17:47

wow i woulda beat his @ss ..

skizza_fml 3

Monday 11 April 2011 9:58

just give a bj with lots of teeth involved he gets his ******** you get revenge everyones a winner that way

ccwolf93 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:24

sounds like my ex

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:08

tell him to go f***k himself ..literally

JPChiQYaya 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:36

Well . . Did he?

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:15

I'm 100% sure that someone already asked if he had earned enough points but I don't feel like reading all of the comments. Did he earn enough points?

swingy 0

Friday 27 January 2012 4:42

You probably gave him one ya hoe!

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