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By IHateDumbExs - 21/01/2011 17:15 - United States

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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML
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IHateDumbExs 0

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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zargon 1

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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ScreamMeALuvSong 2

Wow. What a dick, if he earned points for anything it's a huge slap across the face.

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Monkeybutt1 0

wow i woulda beat his @ss ..

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skizza_fml 3

just give a bj with lots of teeth involved he gets his ******** you get revenge everyones a winner that way

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budd28 0

tell him to go f***k himself ..literally

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ultra_notorious 26

I'm 100% sure that someone already asked if he had earned enough points but I don't feel like reading all of the comments. Did he earn enough points?

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