By IHateDumbExs - 21/01/2011 17:15 - United States

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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML
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IHateDumbExs 0

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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zargon 1

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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IHateDumbExs 0

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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sallen0046 4

Why are you talking to your immature jerk of an ex-boyfriend in the first place? An apology with the hopes of self-gain does not qualify as a real apology, something you shouldn't have to explain to anyone. How about you stop dealing with him entirely and you won't have to have anymore of these conversations.

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hey_kid94 9

Well..did you give it to him?

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fthku 13

Guess I'm the only one who thinks he might have been trying to make a lame bad-timed joke?

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mike3775 35

I would have said "no, but you did earn enough points to get the **** out of my life its over, award".

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twat_luva 0

agreed she is a dumb ass she shouldn't have dumped him is a little head to much to ask

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