By IHateDumbExs - 21/01/2011 17:15 - United States

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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML
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IHateDumbExs 0

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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zargon 1

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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lilblondie97 0

well long as u didnt give what he wanted your good.. but he dumb.

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thecovert 7

Sounds reasonable. Hope you were as willing to be open minded as he was.

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evilcartman 0

you know you did anyway..a woman's work is never done.

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boopityboppity 11

If she doesn't want to, then yes, 46, it is.

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FunwithBumperCar 0

Maybe he's been saving up his frequent flyer miles.

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nibh 0

a mans gotta be a man.... u know ;)

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