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By IHateDumbExs - 21/01/2011 17:15 - United States

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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

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IHateDumbExs 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 1:52

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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comegetme63 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:22

hes just using you

zargon 1

Friday 21 January 2011 23:28

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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aprilsunshine 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:16

What a jag. Hate that! Hope u didn't!

lilblondie97 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:25

well long as u didnt give what he wanted your good.. but he dumb.

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 22 January 2011 7:55

Oh, he dumb all right. He dumb.

Lilandra_fml 8

Thursday 10 December 2015 23:00

@58: Your comment made my evening.

freenuggets 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:33

72 more points

thecovert 7

Saturday 22 January 2011 4:53

Sounds reasonable. Hope you were as willing to be open minded as he was.

evilcartman 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 5:02

you know you did anyway..a woman's work is never done.

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 22 January 2011 5:19

If she doesn't want to, then yes, 46, it is.

theycallmejosi 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 7:54

hell yea!! :)

FunwithBumperCar 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:06

Maybe he's been saving up his frequent flyer miles.

nibh 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 9:23

a mans gotta be a man.... u know ;)

jdizzie96 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 11:34

did it earn enough points?

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