By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
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DeathBunny218 37

It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.

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imustbeinsane 2

It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole

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rockandrollah 1

YDI. Meat is the greatest food type ever. Just typing this is making me hungry. . .

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SirMoose 0

She doesn't deserve it, but I agree with you that meat is amazing :)

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BraBrando 0

Looks like some vegetarians are giving you thumbs down.

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TanyaKJC 9

Actually in my opinion, vegetarian foods can taste way better than the actual meat itself, minus the fats real meat contains. Ik meat lovers who agree with some of it

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t765234 10

Hahahahahahaha Just keep telling yourself that.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You can't make vegetarian/vegan bacon taste as good as real bacon. There's just no possible way.

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Ugi 26

He's lying to wind you up. Don't rise to it.

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himynameischeese 6

well it's a good thing your not together with him because he's a loser!!!

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metalhead5564 0

I think we all know what kind of "meat" he had in his mouth... XD

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annafii 7

Urgh. My boyfriend makes a point not to eat meat if I'm going to see him within the next day. What an absolute jackass your ex is - I hope he's making that up. If not...did you never realise he was such a dick? :/

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metalhead5564 0

She probably did realize how much of a dick he is because she said *ex* boyfriend not boyfriend. I just hope she was the one who dumped him...

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ToyotaObsession 1

Your boyfriend sounds like he's whipped.

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annafii 7

It was his choice? And @metalhead, lmao, you're probably right there.

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samanthanicolee 0

Sounds like a childish thing for him to say

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thomas357 0

the fact that it is a big deal is STUPID!!!

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Phendraana 0

big deal, don't be so stuck up. humans are made of meat so you were making out with meat everytime you kissed him anyway.

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audiophileMom 11

Sorry but this is just hilarious. I'm sure if you wouldn't have treated him as inferiour for eating a healthy diet he wouldn't have felt the need to do that. Always wondered why some ppl find it neccessary to push what's good for them on everybody else. And fyi i don't eat meat either.

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lidemocr 0

"My girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian...MMMMmmm this is one tasty burger"...Jules, Pulp Fiction ;)

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Soloman212 28

There must have been a huge introductory paragraph to this FML that I missed... Or you're assuming a shitload of things.

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RyNo24 4

I like your Boyfriend, eat some meat, it's natural...

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atldude28 7

A vegetarian who only ate one meat... HIS!

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