Love: Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to...

By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:33

drinking never solves anything.

cineturtle 0

Friday 22 May 2009 17:52

uhm if you needed to DRINK in order to see him, then clearly it wasn't a very healthy relationship.

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crazycornn 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:16

if you need to handle stress with alcohol just get buzzed. plus it couldve been a lot worse XD

Wildbluesun 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:23

1) If he loved you, he'd forgive you, so if got thrown out on your arse congratulations, you avoided a booty call you're bound to regret. 2) You totally deserved this for being an adult who can't handle stress without alcohol. Jesus Christ I'm 17 and don't need alcohol for stress.

dololis 1

Friday 13 April 2012 4:48

I should hope you don't need alcohol for stress, #14, oh underage one.

torrea 19

Saturday 23 April 2016 7:32

Your just a teenager. You don't know what stress is honey. Be glad you don't, you don't wanna grow up to fast. Glad you don't drink though, that's good.