By scorned ex - 17/10/2015 03:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML
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megs925 16

You should send him one back reading "how to **** off"

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IamHM 14

FYL for all the mean comments. Nobody, but NOBODY gets to tell you that you need to lose weight. Your body, your decision. I hope the pie was delicious.

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ChristinePi 36

Probably already been said... But forward him an email back about penis enlargement

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patatoguy 14

You should've sent him one that said "how to get a bigger dick"

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ohSNAPyall 26

You lost at least 150 when you dropped his sorry butt!

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blackonblight 32

Thankfully you've already shed that much dead weight several times over by him being an ex.

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Ninjerman 7

hmmm, I wonder why he's an ex...

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xxsakuraxx 29

You should tell him that you've already lost X amount of dead weight just by getting rid of his sorry ass!

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my2centsworth 15

Perhaps you should send him back an email stating that you're happy having lost the (insert his weight here) pounds of ugly fat you discarded when you threw him out.

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momac86 17

I've thot of a new place for that pie heh heh

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