By scorned ex - 17/10/2015 03:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 427
You deserved it 7 811

Same thing different taste

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megs925 16

You should send him one back reading "how to **** off"

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Am I the only one who wants pie meow.....?

omgitsmoe 26

I think how to grow in size would be a deadly comeback

Send him an email "how to grow your d*ck 2 inches"

Send one back for natural male enhancement.

Send him one back for how to be better in bed.

It sounds like the only weight you needed to lose was 180 or whatever pounds of douchebag, and clearly you already did that. Enjoy your pie, my dear. Pie never criticizes or insults. Pie loves you the way you are. Pie understands.

Send him an email on how to make his penis bigger

If you eat large slices of pie like that frequently, no wonder you're overweight. And although it sucks, because of that, you deserve it. You brought it on yourself.