By scorned ex - 17/10/2015 03:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML
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megs925 16

You should send him one back reading "how to **** off"

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jDCrackpot 7

Don't worry OP- you lost over a hundred pounds of useless fat when you broke up with him anyway. ;)

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Sheepies123 6

Maybe he is worried about weight, being overweight is very unhealthy and maybe he is just looking out for you.

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askullnamedbilly 33

He's her ex and he sent her an article about losing weight. He's not concerned about her health, he's a spiteful asshole who's trying to make her feel terrible about her body. Also, you have no way of knowing if OP is overweight.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Just as you have no idea if OP is actually at a healthy weight or not... Just as we have no idea if the ex was being a dick or not. Maybe OP is a gigantic bitch, maybe they're an angel. The point is with the amount of info given, we can't judge one way or the other. Unfortunately there is a "victim" mentality that goes along with being the OP, and the FML community generally sides with the poster without having proof one way or the other about who deserved what.

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Sheepies123 6

You don't know that she is not overweight.

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AJXDGaming 13

You should send him one that says "How to get a bigger dick"

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Badkarma4u 17

What if he's hung?

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FabulousToaster 16

Find one of those "how to enlarge your penis in 5 easy steps!" articles with a URL like 'wowee.com/how-to-enlarge-microdick.html' or something (I don't think that website exists but whatever) and send the link to him. If he responds with another fat-link, send more! And make sure to give him updates on how you had the first ****** in 3 years or something. Fight fire with savagery, girl!

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Badkarma4u 17

That only works if the guy has a small dick. Or if hes insecure about it. If a guy knows hes good down there OP will. just look stupid. Like he points out her shortcoming and she has to fabricate some in him

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worldclassrager 39

Was that the rest of the pie you got pulled over for?

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takeittoem 8

Be thankful you're no longer dating a man who is a total asshole.

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Tigerman9 3

send him one back saying "how to grow your dick 4 inches in 7 days"

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