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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Into the darkness - 30/03/2021 21:30

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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wicker75 0

Monday 14 March 2011 16:02

she took your beard trimmer so she could shave her own beard.

yuggi1 11

Monday 14 March 2011 15:57

Should had been there, OP. I can't believe you trusted her! She's your ex for a reason, remember that.

Comments

Efilyn 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 12:07

Why would she need your beard trimmer?

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:33

Because obviously she needed to trim her "under beard"

broadwaygirl22 0

Friday 29 April 2011 23:15

I bet you did something to deserve that

daviddgaf 3

Friday 24 June 2011 1:37

Guess She Liked That ShowerHead.

nickfraxer 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:29

I can one up that. Mine took the dryer sheets, toilet paper, and garbage cans.

evhrocks876 4

Monday 20 August 2012 8:47

Were you dating the grinch?

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 4 September 2013 0:48

well if she was a dirty cheater, she probably needed the soap.

Baller_Bob 17

Saturday 15 March 2014 4:18

Sue her

ermahgerd1236 6

Thursday 30 October 2014 22:32

Crazy ****, guess she'll need the beard trimmer for her fugly ass facial hair

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 30 January 2015 21:08

You wouldn't happen to be my uncle, would you? He went to work one day and his now-ex-fiancée told him she'd have dinner on when he got back. He got back, and she was gone and she took EVERYTHING. Even the shower curtain. He dodged a bullet.