Love: Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:57 - United States - Helena

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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gingaa96 18

Saturday 31 May 2014 21:15

Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 31 May 2014 21:16

Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.

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TheVurcle 10

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:33

What is your ex doing at your wedding? I'm sure your fiancé wouldn't want her to be there

m1989_fml 10

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:34

That's your fault, so YDI. Exes don't belong at the weddings of former significant others.

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:44

Read #46's reply. The ex wasn't invited to the wedding and crashed it

pansycake99 2

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:50

Why was your ex at your wedding? Lol

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:55

She crashed the wedding. Look at #46's reply

ChellMelodi 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:51

wtf did you let the ex be there for?!

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:56

Look above at my reply to #116

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:58

To all the people saying "OMG, why was she at the wedding" I suggest you look at #46's reply Which tells you that the ex crashed the wedding

Saraishi 24

Sunday 1 June 2014 5:13

Restraing order time, OP!

NightOwI 9

Sunday 18 June 2017 21:26

? Psychooooo

Kai_The_Cat 9

Tuesday 3 April 2018 0:01

shoulda asked her to leave

ragingmuskrat 6

Saturday 6 October 2018 19:38

I've never wanted to see a follow up so bad before in my life

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