By jjcod - 31/05/2014 09:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, freshly dumped and at a bar, I focussed my attention on trying to stand in such a way that I looked like an attractive, alluring, confident person. Apparently I forgot how to successfully stand upright and sprained my ankle. FML
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enddmd 27

Confidence may be the key, but standing upright often helps. Hope your ankle heals up quickly, OP.

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yusi1891 7

Heads up OP. There are more fish in the sea.

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Queen_bee1234 21

You bitches are just jelly of my awesomeness.

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Lioness8197 18

All of y'all's comments were just dumb.

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syki 22

Great idea! She can't possibly fall over in the water.

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llamaslikesoda 21

Retarted jokes, retarted jokes everywhere

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Axipiter 24

The English language called, 31. It did not sound pleased...

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j_cat187 19

except none of you have any bait...

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MisterEx 28

#28 - they need Jesus that's what they need mmhm.

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sunnysideup25 7

Sounds like chances are she will fall for anyone at the moment.

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maronofhearts 19

Maybe she will trip underwater though ( oh yeah shark tale reference)

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enddmd 27

Confidence may be the key, but standing upright often helps. Hope your ankle heals up quickly, OP.

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Futacy 29

Though I agree with you, I'm pretty sure it's "No pain, no gain."

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Kamon97 23

Did anybody come and help you at least?

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leary96 15

I agree the damsel in distress approach might work.

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mageepaigeee44 15

How do you sprain your ankle by just standing up straight?

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smackaroonial 20

The burning question in all of our minds!

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Softballchick224 21

It's totally obvious! Just as she was about to stand up straight (and be her confident amazing self) the ground started tremoring. Causing her to fall off balance and sprain her ankle!!!

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RedPillSucks 31

It's those CFM pumps. Apparently they don't work

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jack_jill05 14

this has happened to me, its actually not that hard to acomplish.

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lulinator 40

Now there's a conversation starter! Keep on trying to get back in the game though!

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yeahthatsmeee 10

I really hope you were drunk, because you'd have to be really clumsy to sprain your ankle while standing...

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littlekellilee 45

She could have been wearing really tall heels.

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Rainhawk94 27

Hopefully a nice caring man helped you up....in a bar

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Keep your head up, it gets better - eventually.

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haddiej 21

I want to see the attractive, alluring, confident pose that sprained an ankle.

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CoGhostRider 31

I think if I tried any yoga poses I would end up a lot worse off than this.

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