By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
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gingaa96 18

Decisions, decisions.. Who did you choose? Your ex sounds lovely

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TheDrifter 23

Was she wearing a wedding dress? Last chance to change your mind before she goes from stage 5 clinger to stalker.

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FrankHotpants 31

Well this is why they ask if there's anyone opposed before they say yes.

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Ducklett 11

Psycho ex alert o.O. Although this is me personally, I wouldn't have my ex at my wedding

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Zebediabolical 39

To quote a friend of mine, 'I'm all for gay marriage. So long as both the lesbians are hot. And don't invest in curtains or blinds.'

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KamiyaHaine 18

Someone listened to Taylor Swift's Speak Now a little too much... She was probably hoping you'd go, "baby, I didn't say my vows, so glad you were around when they said speak now."

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khaled_almu 13

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rocker_chick23 27

Well, when two people love each other they have a big celebration called a wedding where they get married. Nothing hard to understand about it.

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mybubbles2000 13

I can only laugh at the thought of how stupid she had to have felt when you said no. And the beat down your bride wanted to give her.

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RedPillSucks 31

This is more of an FHL if she's your ex and still wants to marry you

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SwtCherryPie 26

My sentiments exactly.

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HairyPunisher 27

Anything can happen at a lesbian wedding lol

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Adm_Twigs 19

why is everyone assuming they are lesbian?

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pwnman 33

Look at the FML, it states the gender,

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limabeans101029 20

81- I think 76 might have been saying that they could be bisexual, rather than lesbian. Or maybe the gender doesn't show on mobile or something

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pwnman 33

On my iPad, the gender is shown. Perhaps not on the mobile site.

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TheNiceOne 20

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limabeans101029 20

41- Yes, girls can like girls. I hope that doesn't come as too much of a shock.

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foxwasalamb 24

im glad marriage equality is becoming more accepted, even though its not fully.

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rocker_chick23 27

#41: Your point is? This might come as a shock to you, but there are men who love men, and women who love women.

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