By rapturezz - 06/06/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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Olovio 5

Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.

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Senseisparky 0

Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.

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natmarie 1

what does came out mean?

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Zombieslayer1 0

It means you make it known to people that your gay.

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Zombieslayer1 0

Sorry, I meant you're. I have to put that cuz people are always critical of grammar and spelling on this sight.

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TheDrifter 23

*site. Sorry, I couldn't resist

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Zombieslayer1 0

Lolz, that's alright. For some reason it's only on this site that I keep doing that.

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towelie892 5

You mean "site". I normally wouldn't have said anything but I couldn't resist, especially considering the subject matter of your comment.

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Zombieslayer1 0

You wrote a poetry book?

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Zombieslayer1 0

I can't tell if that is sarcasmXD I read your profile is all. Good for you.

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aardvarkish 16

Not really sarcasm, but "double entendre"

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misskris308 0

I don't really get it either??

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matt0794 1

meaning he came out of the closet to her.

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mismonroe 0

This is where you sleep with the best friend.

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jane79 0

or sleep with her sister or her other female family members. better yet nail them all and take pictures and send them to her

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TheNewGuy03 28

it'll be like a cum carousel! wahoooo. |the kid|

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mismonroe 0

I eat those for breakfast.

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Consequences 0

I'm sure most of your friends have known she's a crazy ho, by now, don't worry.

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tmmundy 17

OMG. if ur parents believe her over u. well screw them. they must not be very good parents to begin with. not going to mention ur so called friends. getting even sounds good, but wld just make things worse on u. move on.

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