Miscellaneous: Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends...

By rapturezz - 06/06/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

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You deserved it 3 754

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By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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You deserved it 5 069

By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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You deserved it 5 857

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 737

No laughing matter

By abonde29 - 24/05/2018 20:30

Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 404

You deserved it 592

By amanda_ae_erin - 10/11/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML

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You deserved it 5 032

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

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You deserved it 966

By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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You deserved it 55 703

By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 020

You deserved it 8 071

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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You deserved it 417

By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 4 763

Olovio 5

Monday 6 June 2011 16:47

Are you kidding 40? I laughed so hard I came.

Senseisparky 0

Monday 6 June 2011 15:48

Bitches be crazy when you do them dirty.

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brooooks 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:45

aw , just change schools. it's okayz

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:53

Wow.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Monday 6 June 2011 19:28

You've just given me a way to get back at my ex. You're a genius.

rezzel 0

Monday 6 June 2011 20:22

maybe shes sees something you dont? n also ur friends n family see it also?

SorrowFull 8

Monday 6 June 2011 20:37

fake a suicide note for her on Facebook, then take her fishing, then let her find out how the fishes sleep, the fishes have no mind for lies, enough said