By Dan - 20/10/2018 15:30

Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it. My crotch is on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 588
You deserved it 2 349
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Sinshine 28

Common sense would suggest you find out what it is you're putting on and in you beforehand, not after the fact.

14 0
wanted_2_want 40

“And for that minty-fresh sensation...”

7 0

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Put some Liquid Heat on it, and fight fire with fire.

3 0
wanted_2_want 40

“And for that minty-fresh sensation...”

7 0
Sinshine 28

Common sense would suggest you find out what it is you're putting on and in you beforehand, not after the fact.

14 0
Glowworm56 26

You should never put something on your crotch until you read whether or not it's for "external use only."

0 4
RichardPencil 30

Fire IS a way to reduce moisture. You just learned empirically that it is a suboptimal way.

0 1
StagGT 13

this is normal. don't be a baby

0 3
Charlie Given 26

Gold Bond for that minty fresh fire feeling 😂🤣

1 0
BrotherPhil 35

Didn't someone write a song about that?

0 0