Love: Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:18

What the hell is going on in your family?!?

chrisb357 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Is his name Oedipus?

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Hawaii84 16

Monday 16 September 2013 5:48

Ex-communicate that part of your family. You don't need that kind of pain and betrayal... Your mom is a *****!

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 6:39

Ouch

JoJoKittyCat 6

Monday 6 July 2015 4:01

That is so wrong on so many levels!

TheLittleOnion 18

Monday 6 July 2015 7:42

Okay. How awkward. " Hey honey? The man you were in love with is now your step-daddy! We'll be such a happy family!!!!"

the_taken_queen 4

Sunday 6 September 2015 6:34

I'm sorry. What the ****!

Kindeyu1005 14

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:13

Your mom definitely crossed a big line...

pcprincipal 10

Tuesday 11 October 2016 13:35

Damn!!!

cumminsncope 4

Monday 2 January 2017 4:39

Interesting family reunion, eh?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 16 May 2017 2:11

Since you say ex spouse, you are an adult. Therefore you only need to deal with him when he and your mom visit...

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 10 April 2024 14:59

I hope you went no contact from the both of them, JFC.

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