Love: Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00

Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML

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By stepsister - 10/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:18

What the hell is going on in your family?!?

chrisb357 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 16:17

Is his name Oedipus?

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kir_kir 6

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:15

your mom's a ho

csalem901 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:42

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

r0ckoman 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:51

HOLY SHIT that's a real life **** up right there

jlperry31 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 9:30

Now that's fk'd up

motoxraceman2345 1

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:04

You still going to call him daddy?

possiblelozer 4

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:44

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! Oh sorry I thought I was watching Jerry Springer for a minute there...

TylerDirty 15

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:23

How exactly did this happen? :o

ifyouseekay 0

Friday 13 April 2012 10:34

.......………

gibbyguppy 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:35

Your ex husband married your mum. Eugh. U poor poor woman

chelsinator 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:55

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