Animals: Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while...

By Jeimaiku - 27/09/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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By Ves - 03/02/2009 23:19 - United States

Today, a woman walked out of the Humane Society with a cat carrier. I said, "Oh did you adopt him?" She walked past and started crying. She had just brought her cat in to be euthanized. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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Blacksxe 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:09

Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.

sparxva 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:12

Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.

Comments

jillianmathers12 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:20

Go to the shelter and get it back!

steadycreepin 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:20

What a dick

Wreckless_fml 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:45

That's what she said.

btstig 11

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:20

Cats suck anyway!!

deviable 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:22

Get that cat back, then throw it at his head. While he bleeds say "I guess my cats claws couldn't stand being around your face any longer. "

somewizdom 15

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:28

What's with all the "pussy" jokes?

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:40

You mean like, "While he's getting rid of pussy, why stop at one?" I guess that since we use the same word for cat and ******, the pun possibilities are too tempting and easy. And many of us are puerile enough to laugh at every one of them.

stacianichole 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:41

What's surprising about all the "pussy" jokes?

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:15

It's your remote control for boys.

Twisted_Angel 17

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:30

So go to the shelter, get your cat back, then throw his shit outside and change the locks. When he asks why, tell him your cat can't stand to live with him any longer.

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:28

YA ! HEW DESERVES TO HAVE HIS SHIT OUT ON THE SIDEWALK AND LOCKED OUT !!!! WHAT A SHIT ASS.

MatthewHass 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:20

Or light his shit on fire

MatthewHass 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:32

******* idiot

pinkspaceboundro 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:37

If someone did that to my cat- there would be hell to pay!

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:37

What a sad tail! This is the purrfect opportunity to find your best friend and whisker away to some tropical island so you can furget this catastrophe. Just paws and take a deep breath, go to your clawset, and pack your stuff. Bon voyage!