Money: Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed......

By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 22:39 - Dominican Republic

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

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By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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By JakeHolmes - 17/11/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel and suprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML

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By watchyoself - 28/12/2016 21:45 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend had the very expensive watch he got me for Xmas resized. I dropped it trying to put it on and shattered the glass. The warranty won't cover it because of the adjustments made. FML

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By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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By HiImAlfredo - 14/09/2014 18:47 - United States - Hampton

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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By catherine - 17/06/2011 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By jshum - 13/09/2016 15:02 - Australia - South Yarra

Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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TayonaC 10

Friday 18 March 2011 0:04

well you should sue for false advertisement!

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 18 March 2011 0:04

People still wear expensive watches? I thought we used cell phones now.

Comments

Trembelwick 5

Friday 18 March 2011 19:20

water 'reststant' or water 'proof'?

Reaper241 0

Friday 18 March 2011 20:09

I laughed my ass off. Literally.

EvilPandaInc 0

Friday 18 March 2011 20:28

...Ironic?

birdfreak 24

Friday 18 March 2011 20:43

lofl that's hilarious

KickItHigh 32

Friday 18 March 2011 22:58

oh the irony. :P

canucksgal 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:18

how ironic

jebusandme 1

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:14

It was probably a winded watch, and he didn't screw the wind back on properly, allowing water to get in. YDI.

Jonny_Trump 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 6:48

I dunno, she might have been saving up for a nice watch. It can cost a lot to get a decent formal-looking watch.

hockey668717 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:09

r u in Japan?? :P

FMLucky 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:47

lol

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