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By yosmurf - 13/08/2018 23:31

Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 1 216

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By Mason - 31/12/2021 02:59 - United States - Boise

Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 477

You deserved it 962

By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 625

You deserved it 3 725

By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 24 547

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 6 156

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 619

You deserved it 2 732

By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 335

By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 133

You deserved it 993

By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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You deserved it 845

By TowelSmellsNice - 16/04/2010 12:34 - Malaysia

Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 553

You deserved it 70 618

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

cacheson 41

Tuesday 14 August 2018 0:17

How does. This happen? Watches are designed to stay on your wrist. Did you get a shitty third-party band? Was your band not fastened properly? Is your butt made of spikes?

cbchawks 14

Tuesday 14 August 2018 5:25

you stand up to wipe? I dont know everything that goes on in a bathroom, but I'll give this a try

Comments

cacheson 41

Tuesday 14 August 2018 0:17

How does. This happen? Watches are designed to stay on your wrist. Did you get a shitty third-party band? Was your band not fastened properly? Is your butt made of spikes?

NoUDon't 2

Tuesday 14 August 2018 1:08

It's Apple, what'd you expect

Lucky13strikes 8

Tuesday 14 August 2018 1:40

it's an apple product. it's shit anyways

joeyl1990 28

Tuesday 14 August 2018 13:46

what's wrong with a butt made out of spikes?

cacheson 41

Sunday 19 August 2018 19:06

Look. I get that you guys have your own opinions about brands different than your own preferred brands. But come on. You’re putting down something that other people find value in just to be mean, and you don’t even have sources or valid information to support your claim. This FML wasn’t even about “Apple” specifically. It could just as easily been about a Fitbit or a Pebble. I don’t understand why you need to be so rude and irrelevant.

real life problems 26

Tuesday 14 August 2018 0:52

C'mon FML, you're missing typos now?

thatslifeiguess7 16

Tuesday 14 August 2018 2:09

do you not have Apple Care or is it a knock off

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 August 2018 2:17

They don’t make an app for that. You could create one and become a multi-hundredaire!

ChromoTec 24

Tuesday 14 August 2018 3:02

Or create an app, disguise it as something useful, but then it makes your watch fall into the toilet! The money you'll make off of lawsuits that people file against you, just because they didn't read the terms and conditions...

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 August 2018 6:50

Well, I was thinking of an app to prevent you from dropping your watch in the toilet, but, hey, I don’t want to restrict your creativity.

ChromoTec 24

Tuesday 14 August 2018 3:00

I used to have an Apple Watch, but I got the Series 3 which is waterproof up to 50 meters. I'm assuming you had the original or the Series 1, which are mostly outdated anyway, with the original not even being updated to WatchOS 5. If you don't have a warranty or anything, it sucks, but it's a great opportunity to get a new, more updated model!