By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
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brittanyrmh_ 12

Well, on the bright side, think about what he'll look like when he loses weight!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tie a Twinkie in front of him and let him outside. Problem somewhat solved.

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Psych101 9

Yeah, but that only works until he inevitably gets tired and falls on the ground. Then gravity will do the work for him and he'll have his Twinkie.

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lilmisslovely13 15

20- but then he'll be on the ground, so she should be good for a while.

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

As White Goodman would say; "You gotta burn it, to earn it!"

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Stormdriven37 6

"We're better than you, and we know it!"

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zingline89 18

He's not doing naked yoga. Count your blessings.

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benhd1 14

Well look at it this way, if he follows through with his decision to get in shape, you'll be able to brag "I have a sexy nudist roommate." To all of your friends.

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Special_Psycho 8

Buy a blindfold?

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j_cat187 19

Or gouge your eyes out with a carpenters knife.

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Feverrotes 15

Just noticed OP is a female. So you have a male roommate and have no issues with him walking around with his dong out in the open? Feel free to come live with me.

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Angelrose2004 17

Do you usually offer strangers a place to stay? O.o

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iwadasn 32

She does have a problem with it. Why else would she be posting it on this website?

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lilmisslovely13 15

I think the fact that she wrote an FML implies that she has some issues with that.

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