Animals: Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane...

By With_Love929 - 29/10/2012 21:45 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML

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RIP in peace

By down1dog - 26/07/2020 20:01

Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML

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You deserved it 145

By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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You deserved it 1 806

Dusty Springboard

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML

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Force of habit

By Muscle memory - 02/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, there was a massive thunderstorm in my area. My first instinct - as well as my parents' - was to go to my sickly grandma's house and make sure she was okay, as she lives alone. As we prepared to step outside, we all remembered a rather crucial detail: My grandma is dead. FML

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You deserved it 171

By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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You deserved it 419

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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You deserved it 437

By StormSeason - 29/10/2012 12:03 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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You deserved it 2 255

By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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You deserved it 143 006

Alexa, play "Ghosts" by Japan

By stuckathome - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

By spaz - 14/03/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML

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182crazyking 9

Monday 29 October 2012 23:41

Sandy: The Revenge. It will be much better than the last few SAW movies.

Welshite 39

Monday 29 October 2012 23:44

It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...

Comments

IAmFromTacoLand 14

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:23

Haha karmas a b**ch huh?

mrz1177 11

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:26

Not karma, sandy.

octopussperm125 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:28

Anyone in staten island, NY, know wen the cable's guna wirk again

Welshite 39

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:31

I can't tell if you're trolling or just illiterate. I thought octopi were supposed to be intelligent.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:51

Nobody cares about SI.

AH1Zviper 15

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:05

According to his profile... He's high. I shall now attempt to speak in marijuana. " theyre back damn it. I..I..I think... I think that we have... Uhhhhhh... TO GET OUT OF HERE. On the rocket toilet... *puff* put... Put on bob marley.... *flush* that cat looks like it has been sculpted out of frozen yogurt..."

AH1Zviper 15

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:23

Eh, I tried.

Posthuman 26

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:55

AH1zViper, that was acid tongue. He's speaking potanese. What he said translates to: "I'm a lonely sad individual who can't spell and has no friends so I waste my life smoking pot, and I'm going to spread my high ass comments through this website where there can't be anyone smarter than me" that, or just rambling.