By With_Love929 - 29/10/2012 21:45 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
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182crazyking 9

Sandy: The Revenge. It will be much better than the last few SAW movies.

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Welshite 39

It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...

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Welshite 39

It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...

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walmartpaysme 15

If only people would actually pay attention in science class...

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LollipopDragon 4

You ruined it, 34. Just ruined it. I was gonna laugh and then... I couldn't.

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walmartpaysme 15

Ruined it in what way? I just agreed with the comment. I was saying if people paid attention in science class they would know that all natural disasters are deceased pets. Geez. Didn't think I would get thumbed down for an agreement.

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sens3sfailing 24

The point is an agreement of it can usually ruin the initial joke if it isn't funny also because now we connect the two and can't not think of your comment...that's why you are thumbed down for an agreement.

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kumonsucks 7

Irrelevant to the story but heres a joke: Hurricane sandy: I can get a girl wetter than you ever could ;)

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gc327072 30

That's worse than threadjacking, that's just useless posting.

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loopsy_fml 14

13 is an unlucky number. It's unlucky that this is a TERRIBLE post!!!!!

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Posthuman 26

Kumonsucks, I could squirt a girl with a water gun and get a girl water than you ever could.

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deadxwedding84 5

Sandy the dog doesn't seem right. More so Sandy the water-type Pokémon.

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N3766 20

More like the one from Bikini Bottom.

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Crlnprz 11

I wanna be the very best, THAT NO ONE EVER WAS!

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gracehi 31

To catch them is my real test! To train them is my caaaaaaaause!!! EVERYBODY!!!!

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a_commenter 3

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND! SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE!

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MidnightKnight 6

EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE! POKEMON!

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BubbleGrunge 18

Be safe OP! On the other hand, Grandma could be fun come Thursday if you have no power, and are bored! :) Nothing like a scary story in the dark!

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ArmlessSkydiver 7

It's official: sharing you FML is more important than conserving your phone battery while in a life threatening situation.

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Shrike 23

I know, right? They should be saving battery power for that app that magically disperses hurricanes.

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hatesfate 6

...or you know for emergency cases to call for help But sure if you want to be an obtuse thinking smart ass a hurricane dispersing app could work too.

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AlexaWuzHere 31

Who says OP's power is out? There are quite a few places that did not lose power, especially if they aren't at the heart of the storm.

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hatesfate 6

No one said that it is out. But with a hurricane passing through rolling blackouts for days upon end are common.

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unknown_user5566 26

At least you have something funny to lighten up an otherwise serious situation. Hope you and your family make it through the storm okay, OP.

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loopsy_fml 14

How do you know she isn't wrong? Huh? She could be right, you never know........... But I might. Now how do I make an evil, mischievous face?

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