Miscellaneous: Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or...

By thechaos - 15/12/2014 22:24 - United States - Pittsfield

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By ToddlersWife - 15/06/2014 11:10 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

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Stuck in the middle with you

By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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Tetchy

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 19:58

Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2015 07:01 - United States

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

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Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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KittyLahv 27

Tuesday 16 December 2014 8:19

Well that sucks, to tell you the tooth.

powerkeep 24

Tuesday 16 December 2014 8:21

Oh wow. Your family is full of morons.

Comments

lambda_fml 40

Tuesday 16 December 2014 9:51

Battery = electricity. So yes, they are.

keiNan_fml 35

Tuesday 16 December 2014 11:15

wow! family of the year goes to your family, right there!

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 16 December 2014 11:30

Trust me, battery or something called an electric toothbrush are "electric" toothbrushes. The hand held devices have lithium ion batteries in the handle so they can be recharged.

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 16 December 2014 12:29

And I thought my family was weird.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 16 December 2014 13:59

its time to brush their minds....

anonymousgirl4_fml 11

Tuesday 16 December 2014 14:10

Should've just looked it up. And btw batteries produce an electric current therefor they are electric toothbrushes

gf53 9

Tuesday 16 December 2014 14:16

Your family has only 2 members? If that's not the case, surely two of you must agree to 1 of the 2 options. Why wouldn't those two talk to each other? It doesn't make sense to me....