Intimacy: Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues."...

By vansboy - 15/11/2010 04:26

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By sarskii - 16/08/2010 23:01 - United States

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

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Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

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Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

this looks like Justin biebers future FML

stealthkitten 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha family fail

Comments

gabsta 3

Monday 15 November 2010 13:53

hahahahahahahaaa lol thats the funniest thing ive heard all day!!! ur life may suck but ur making mine better :P

W4X 0

Monday 15 November 2010 14:06

As an Xbox nerd would say: "SHUT UP KID YOUR BK!"

angelbaby01 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:35

what's your psn??

W4X 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:38

OMG-Wax but I hardly go on it and I only have like 2 games. So dont bother

VALAM 0

Monday 15 November 2010 14:10

if it's a secret meeting, how'd u know about it

jose1760 1

Monday 15 November 2010 14:53

Tell your family to get some hobbies, and leave you alone, with your sex doll.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 15 November 2010 17:46

Does dyslexia run rampant in your family's bloodlines? That would explain it...

flakes_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 22:20

are you future Justin beiber?

davek 36

Monday 15 November 2010 22:22

Stop leaving "those" socks lying around the room.

jaaaz 3

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:42

hahha but why did they have a meeting about this?

teenager34 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:57

"I'm 21"... thts probably why

x3herox3 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:45

1) justin beiber stills a girl. 2)adopted

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Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML

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Today, after suffering with anxiety and insomnia for a nearly a year and exhausting every natural remedy I could think of, I finally went to go to a doctor for help. Instead of writing me a prescription, he told me to drink more tea and think happy thoughts. I had to pay out of pocket for this. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML

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Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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Today, after months of dealing with homophobic abuse for my coworkers and supervisors at my previous job, I was excited to start my new job where most of my co-workers were LGBTQ. I find out a majority of them don't like me because my fiancé is a deputy sheriff. FML

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Today, my mother found me staring at my puppy's asshole. She had apparently been standing there for 5 minutes. FML

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