Intimacy: Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues."...

By vansboy - 15/11/2010 04:26

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By sarskii - 16/08/2010 23:01 - United States

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

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Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

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Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

this looks like Justin biebers future FML

stealthkitten 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha family fail

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gabsta 3

Monday 15 November 2010 13:53

hahahahahahahaaa lol thats the funniest thing ive heard all day!!! ur life may suck but ur making mine better :P

W4X 0

Monday 15 November 2010 14:06

As an Xbox nerd would say: "SHUT UP KID YOUR BK!"

angelbaby01 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:35

what's your psn??

W4X 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:38

OMG-Wax but I hardly go on it and I only have like 2 games. So dont bother

VALAM 0

Monday 15 November 2010 14:10

if it's a secret meeting, how'd u know about it

jose1760 1

Monday 15 November 2010 14:53

Tell your family to get some hobbies, and leave you alone, with your sex doll.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 15 November 2010 17:46

Does dyslexia run rampant in your family's bloodlines? That would explain it...

flakes_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 22:20

are you future Justin beiber?

davek 36

Monday 15 November 2010 22:22

Stop leaving "those" socks lying around the room.

jaaaz 3

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:42

hahha but why did they have a meeting about this?

teenager34 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:57

"I'm 21"... thts probably why

x3herox3 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:45

1) justin beiber stills a girl. 2)adopted

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Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML

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Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML

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Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML

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Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML

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