By Em - 30/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
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kfrizzle2 4

Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

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jrock94 0

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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MrRuffyboots 0

Falcon Pawnch? (btw its supposed to be spelled wrong)

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at0micmin3r 23

You jack-ass. It's your MOTHER!!! Who'd you expect? Bride of chucky? No it's NOT a normal reaction. y'ever heard of jumping? Screaming? Fainting like a real woman/man? I wouldn't be surprised if she'd knocked your teeth out. Hell, I would. TAKE SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.

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LIL209JJ 0

punch? I'd round-house the closest people that yelled surprise! But then again I'd probably realize it's safe after the first one

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Norther 1

1# Hahaha! why?! cuz it's a natural reflex morom -,-

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kurato 6

the only legitimate reason that he punch is he heard " hey, hey 'op', hey" op" what!" "knife!"

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mastersmurf 13

My family learned not to surprise me the same way because my natural reaction is to hit someone who jumps out at me.

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hecseferblade 1

that must have been one hell of a freaky surprise yell

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benimin 6

I'd like a slow mo replay of that.

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