By Em - 30/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
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kfrizzle2 4

Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

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jrock94 0

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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thereitgo 1

not fyl, congrats on your beast reflexes. pretty bad that it was your mom tho. but yeah thatll help when you get mugged on the street someday haha.

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steinway 0

hahahaha i love these kinds of stories...

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hotsex 0

1 you meany.. if someone jumps right infront of your face your natural reaction.. doi dumb hobag

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xxKittyxx 0

they prply didnt steal that stuff like that happens all the time

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stinkybutt 0

yeahh number one has it down. i don't really see how you could punch someone in the face, especially your mom just because they suprised you.

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omgitsseejay 0

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

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save_me_08 0

DIE ZOMBIE... o what they said 'SURPRISE' not 'BRAINS'? wrong scenario

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blland 0

#9, you ruined it for everybody! jokes here aren't copyrighted!

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rukusrazor 0

Guess it turned out to be your mom's surprise party.

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jrock94 0

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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xxXChiiXxx 2

One of the only times where reverse FMLs work! :D

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