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By FML1994 - 14/06/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving in. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML

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CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:03

Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex

Minorchord 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...

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CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:03

Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex

geovanni 9

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:34

it's cos u can't get pregnant

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 18 April 2010 11:07

just wondering, what's up with almost NO replies to any of these comments?

NeatNit 32

Monday 17 February 2014 6:52

I think OP is taking it the wrong way. Maybe they're saying she's, err, loose/easy? Don't want her banging a different guy every week, ESPECIALLY not in her room. And if OP brings a girlfriend she'd probably be fine / more to their taste.

BlockOfRedStone 25

Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:54

I think it just means that they trust OP more than they trust OP's sister.

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Well they didn't tell you that...I think you're making a big deal out of nothing, or maybe they don't mind having more girls at home?

Minorchord 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...

notmrfreakster 0

Monday 4 April 2011 1:08

Work the system!

shananigans 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:06

Meh, that doesn't necessarily mean anything, it's pretty common for parents to be more protective and strict with their daughters than their sons, at least when it comes to dating/relationships...

VoGuE221 5

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:07

you need to get out more...

FDXCpinballwiz 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:09

Maybe they trust you more than ur sister so they dont feel the need to tell you, thats how my parents are with me and my older brother. they just trust me more.

lm_wfc 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:09

how old are you?

Atreyu_Love 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:10

Probably because they don't care as much in your situation, since you won't be the one getting pregnant...Try bringing a girl home and see what happens #8, his username says 1994, so probably 14-15