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By FML1994 - 14/06/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving in. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 14 June 2009 23:03

Thats just how parents are, way more protective over their "little girl" when it comes to the opposite sex

Minorchord 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:05

Maybe they specifically aren't forbidding you to have girls in your room...

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Jord111222333 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:28

Mmm rules are different for sons in a household

PubliliusSyracus 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:28

Tbh I can see what the people above are saying but if the OP happened to me then I'd probably think the same thing the OP did

Meowff 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:28

They don't trust your sister as much, then. You should know, boys are crap heads. Lol. Well, you really should know, boys are usually the ones with the sex ideas. Parents are more protective over their little girl, and that's how I'll be too. Boys suck when they're in puberty. No offence, but I know what it's like. I overheard their conversation in the cafeteria when I was in middle school. My God, so help me, Jesus. O_o

um_duh 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:31

Maybe they think you are gay, and the no boys rule was for both of you?

07_MKV 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:32

Maybe they just dont mind you having girls, and they are usually more protective of girls, dont make such a big deal out of this, i really doubt that they thought u cant get a girlfriend

homiecat 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:32

well ur probably older than your sister, and they probably trust you wayy more than ur sister like a lot of other ppl said...or maybe they dont wanna see their little girl grow up! but anyway...ur taking it the wrong way

Colby_Colbert 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:32

Thats because "no boys in your room" was meant 4 both of you

Fridiculously 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:35

You shouldn't have girls over. You could get pregant. Somehow. Imagine the paiiinnnful birthing process for manbabies.

habeeboburky94 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:36

invite a prostitute over to your house. If they walk in on you: a. they can't ground you since , well, there was never a rule against your having girls over in the first place b. They'll know you can get laid. wouldn't wanna tell them she's a hooker though. ..... but as others said maybe it's cause you're just a boy :)