Miscellaneous: Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold,...

By kaitlintaylor - 07/11/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML

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By pi_power_15 - 11/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Spring Grove

Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML

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By oww - 05/04/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

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By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

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By soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:19 - Brazil

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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By letsloseweight - 13/07/2009 11:30 - Korea Republic of

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

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dreaGiallo 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:40

OP, you wouldn't survive in Washington or Oregon.

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 8 November 2010 0:50

If you pay 25 cents to watch a bad football game don't expect your quarterback. :)

Comments

restythestar 0

Monday 8 November 2010 8:49

so what if you leave? will he beat you to death to get a flipping umbrella?

siv97splat 0

Monday 8 November 2010 12:26

so? just be glad you could all do something as a family, even if you were wet and cold

QueenOfBoredom 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:00

weird your picture mentions having to deal with the rain

millyrocks123 3

Monday 8 November 2010 12:49

omg the same thing happened to me at a family reunion! we got angry at my dad (who wasn't there but gave my uncle an army coat.) so by the time we left you could fill a bathtub with all the water in our clothes

steggunekoms 0

Monday 8 November 2010 13:21

your dad is mean why would he make you sit in the cold rain to watch some dumb game your probably not even interested in

Jessie86 3

Monday 8 November 2010 16:23

If you're old enough to write this FML, then surely you're old enough to get up and move yourself out of the rain regardless of what your dad says...

TheMisanthropist 0

Monday 8 November 2010 20:27

If you're that big a pussy maybe you should stick to baseball. Pussy.

iamironman97 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 14:40

you mean soccer? baseball players dont fall on the ground pretending to be hurt all the damn time. and baseball is the best sport ever! I play football and baseball, and prefer baseball. and if you say "baseballs gay, football is manly," then hear this: baseball doesnt have about 8 guys bending over, someone reaching into another mans ass and grabbing a ball, then try to jump on eachother.