Miscellaneous: Rainy days and Mondays

Rainy days and Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:19 - Brazil

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 044

You deserved it 27 980

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 300

You deserved it 3 489

By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 431

You deserved it 714

By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 615

You deserved it 32 610

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 352

You deserved it 5 251

By gottapee - 26/04/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 696

You deserved it 6 027

Drenched

By Charlie - 12/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 829

You deserved it 228

By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 802

You deserved it 3 165

Get Back

By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 971

You deserved it 5 362

By something - 16/02/2019 18:00

Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 364

You deserved it 2 555

Never forget

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 685

You deserved it 374

Anaxes 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:10

You ran around on your balcony? How frigging big is it?

Jessi2487 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:19

dont complain now, you got what u wanted.

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Anaxes 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:10

You ran around on your balcony? How frigging big is it?

legonut6 0

Friday 8 October 2010 0:45

It's funny because you were celebrating but you got locked out. I bet that left you nice and moist.

kwmfl 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:18

Hey, i don't blame him. I LOVE the rain. It's just so relaxing and peaceful

Jessi2487 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:19

dont complain now, you got what u wanted.

WallyTheWombat 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 11:35

Of course there is!

bailes_o_hay 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 15:53

haha 9 - let it go, give her a break haha

molil_4810 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:20

a few days isn't much!!!!!!!!double post?

molil_4810 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 11:44

sorry I misread the fml.

missmurderx 8

Thursday 7 October 2010 13:32

your picture... real mature. what are you, twelve? ><

6969awesome 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 14:13

13*

emmanizzer 6

Friday 8 October 2010 7:03

I, for one, think 17's picture is kinda funny. :)

molil_4810 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:43

so is urs #21

dreamering 16

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:25

Being boring to the point you celebrate rain, it's the limit. Don't kill yourself when you'll get laid

SereniLove 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:40

I love the rain... gets me in a nostalgic mood :)

angelo8320 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:57

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missabbey 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:18

That's not very nice they could die u wouldn't want that

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:10

OP is in Brazil, maybe it doesn't rain there much... and snow is very unlikely...

Mylees 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:11

I only expose myself in the rain when I feel down other time hate the rain and snow

77taylah33 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 10:44

well if you love the rain that much to go out there,, then you should love it enough to stay out there! lol

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Rainy days and Mondays

Same thing different taste

Stuck

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