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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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Mean Girls

By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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PureGold 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:29

I HATE when people look they could be talking to you but are talking into their bluetooth devices. It embarrasses both the talker (unless they're a douche) and the person who things they're being talked to, and it's rude. Such a sign of the times x(...you could be standing in a huge crowd of people, but everyone's in their own little world.

Bubs_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:16

Don't feel bad. She probably didn't mean you're ugly, but then again she's using a bluetooth in a grocery store. She's a douche.

Comments

AliSama 17

Monday 2 March 2009 23:02

why do you assume she meant you are not? you where not even in the conversation.

gomego87 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:57

woof woof

KarinaLizeth18 5

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:25

Bluetooths!!! FTW!!!! xD

Shaebug12 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:50

His username is kimosabe!!! =]

ancientmudkipz 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:02

haha that sucks.

22cute 17

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:35

Yeah, embarrassing. You ARE beautiful,Op!

Xinxinix 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:10

Oh wow!! Sorry for the inconvience. :P

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:12

Why are you sorry? Were you the lady on the Bluetooth?

22cute 17

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:37

It's possible to show sympathy when you are not at fault.

bangarang11 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:14

Similar things like that have happened to me. It's embarrassing, but try not to take it to heart. It's pretty funny, actually..

Bubs_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:16

Don't feel bad. She probably didn't mean you're ugly, but then again she's using a bluetooth in a grocery store. She's a douche.

commonsense 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:23

I hate bluetooth. Only time I see a use for it is in the car.

PureGold 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:29

Dr_Phil 0

Monday 2 March 2009 23:35

She wasn't "on her bluetooth". She was using her "bluetooth headset". Bluetooth is the medium used for the headset and the phone to communicate with each other.