Miscellaneous: Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero,...

By Coldsnap - 12/08/2011 17:25 - Sweden

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

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By Cliff - 13/02/2022 16:00

Today, I nearly burnt a hole in my esophagus because I couldn’t stand my dad’s taunts about me not being able to stomach ghost pepper hot sauce. Irony is a cruel bitch. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 00:02

Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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By DMStarsky - 21/10/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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By my bravado's gonna kill me one day - 10/08/2018 13:00

Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 23:19

With a name like "Tasmanian habanero", I'd steer clear.

iluvboobies 9

Friday 12 August 2011 23:18

tough shit

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StarshipRanger 0

Friday 12 August 2011 23:20

Sounds like my Friday night.

iknowimawesome 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:17

I love your photo. I actually died when I saw it.

StarshipRanger 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:10

OH. MY. GOODNESS. I think I died when I found out that so many people on here know about AVPM (love your picture, too!).

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Saturday 13 August 2011 6:34

Both of you, awesome photos. AVPM, for the win.

ollie179 21

Friday 12 August 2011 23:20

Thatsa spicy shita ball

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Friday 12 August 2011 23:21

That's why I use chipotle away after eating peppers. Keeps my undies fresh and clean.

j_cat187 19

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:27

After shutting blood my doctor prescribes chipolte away

j_cat187 19

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:31

O shit can't remove my retarded comment nooooooo!!!!!!!

neonblue120 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:54

The second comment just makes you look even more retarded. It's ok though makes us laugh harder

ifailplzinsultme 0

Friday 12 August 2011 23:21

The images are burning in my head... *shudder*

lolasains 7

Friday 12 August 2011 23:22

Now make him try a ghost pepper.

nerdness 2

Friday 12 August 2011 23:23

hmm not of the above comments are clever and witty.. anyone agree?

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Friday 12 August 2011 23:27

Yours' isn't either.

WCARlover 34

Friday 12 August 2011 23:23

I hate anything spicy so I can only imagine your pain..all I can say is...revenge!

iknowimawesome 13

Friday 12 August 2011 23:23

Trick your dad into having a Naja Jolokia (hottest pepper in the world). That should do it.

Somoajoe11 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:25

I thought it was a ghost chilli?

iknowimawesome 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:16

Probably. I'm most likely wrong.

FatAbbot 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:35

The ghost and the naja are the same pepper

ToeJams 0

Friday 12 August 2011 23:24

after eating peppers like that who needs a lighter to have flaming farts

RuCheezBurger 10

Friday 12 August 2011 23:32

It was your picture that made me laugh not much the comment.

iluvboobies 9

Friday 12 August 2011 23:24

That's nothing compared to what happened to m.. I mean my friend, involving a habanero and KY jelly.

wistfulorangeade 12

Friday 12 August 2011 23:35

Kinky.

GhostyG 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:49

Very!

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. It's okay, I know who the father is: my ex-boyfriend, who moved to Japan last week. FML

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