Miscellaneous: Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals....

By Lily_Rain77 - 08/01/2015 00:52 - Canada - Squamish

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

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Lily_Rain77 25

Thursday 8 January 2015 19:58

the best part wad when he looked at me afterwards and he realised what .he said.

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ActionFearo 39

Thursday 8 January 2015 9:32

It's a horse pretending to be a referee

Foxiferous 6

Thursday 8 January 2015 9:43

Well.. he's not wrong.

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kerrycakes 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 9:47

*facepalm*

cmac86 23

Thursday 8 January 2015 9:59

You should have said "Nope. Wrong again dad. It's from Europe."

lesly30 14

Thursday 8 January 2015 10:11

Lol, that made me giggle!

Zacky_Chan 22

Thursday 8 January 2015 10:23

Plot twist to the referee comment " zebra is used as the soccer ball"

ElizaWy 25

Thursday 8 January 2015 10:42

Well... he's not WRONG... ... ish.

denaeb123 24

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:06

A zebra pretty much is just an african horse if you think about it...

ToxicTyrael 26

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:25

Not the brightest crayon in the box, huh?

pizzafrommars 14

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:37

Well he's technically right…

awaydog 7

Thursday 8 January 2015 11:41

what,he was right

wvcheesehead 13

Thursday 8 January 2015 13:40

I do that stuff with little kids all of the time. Kids love being able to correct adults, it empowers them and makes them laugh.

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