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By ouch. - 25/09/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By loveyadad - 16/06/2013 15:46 - United States - Watertown

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML

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By SheWentCrayola - 17/10/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By Dragoness11 - 03/05/2019 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at a cheap restaurant, my dad asked me if I wanted a straw. I declined, saying I wanted to do my bit for the environment and not waste plastic when I'm fine without. He grabbed three and dropped them on the sticky table, "just in case." FML

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By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By siighh - 06/07/2011 14:52 - Australia

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 12:33

Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible

Bunnehs 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:34

Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.

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4ugu4 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:42

Well if u were a guy and u had a small dick then maybe

grovervac3000 15

Friday 17 February 2012 3:40

I'd feel very offended if I were you.

zack11289 3

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:34

Omg that must be so horrible. Your dad offered you something. I am absolutely appalled your father would offer you something, wtf was he thinking....

dirtrilz112 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:56

So your dad wants to touch your boobs nice

nikkibaby611 6

Friday 8 June 2012 21:50

And of course, everyone's family fav... MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! Wooooo! Gotta love excessive* plastic surgery. Tho if I had the chance I would definitely change some things about myself.

ajsciri4 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 18:24

I don't see the problem... It doesn't sound like he's trying to be creepy or anything, and he's your father and he was just trying to be helpful. PS is expensive.