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By ouch. - 25/09/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By loveyadad - 16/06/2013 15:46 - United States - Watertown

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML

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By SheWentCrayola - 17/10/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By Dragoness11 - 03/05/2019 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at a cheap restaurant, my dad asked me if I wanted a straw. I declined, saying I wanted to do my bit for the environment and not waste plastic when I'm fine without. He grabbed three and dropped them on the sticky table, "just in case." FML

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By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By siighh - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 12:33

Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible

Bunnehs 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:34

Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.

Comments

BritLass 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:04

Hahaaa! It sounds like your dad was just trying to be helpful and a little cheeky :)

nikijcchz 10

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:06

Ur so lucky

mishkaroni 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:38

Ha! That's kind of awesome. I would think seriously about that one. Seems like he was just being helpful...

mintcar 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:41

Can /I/ get the discount?

sierralovex 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:46

YDI for being oversensitive! he was just being nice.

Rvah07 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 17:33

Take him up on it and tell him that I've been wanting to get a boob job for a while to plz ur fiancé, oh and when he acts surprised (if ur not engaged) then be like "opps did I forget to tell u". It'll be a double slap in the face.