By ouch. - 25/09/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML
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takeapieandrun 9

Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible

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Bunnehs 0

Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.

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fmlcurtain 4

I'm sure he just wanted to be nice. Just smile :-)

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spp87 0

New boobs!!! what a considerate father

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leadman1989 15

Looks like your dad needs some brain implants. ZINGER!!! No? Lame? Then just sleep with his anesthesiologist. Too young? Then why the **** is your dad offering you surgery? Oh yeah no ******* brain. FYL

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SorrowFull 8

Did you point out that you are a product of his genetics?

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TooOldForDiss 4

How do we know OP is a girl? Maybe the dad is hinting at penis enlargement or man-boob reduction?

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Nok27 1

It says under the fml. "On 09/24/2011 at 9:17pm - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)"

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leadman1989 15

Yeah op TAKE THE HINT!!! :p

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RockstarRN 10

I'd love if he was my dad. Thank your lucky stars!

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