Intimacy and Animals: Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately,... - FML

By XanderFierce - 29/06/2018 09:30 - Australia - Camperdown

Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 29 June 2018 1:41

Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.

Zekfen 17

Friday 29 June 2018 2:01

Return it with a picture from the movie of the ****** with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.

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amarie2009 22

Friday 29 June 2018 10:34

he wants the only pussy being petted in that Household LOL!!!

Charlie Given 26

Friday 29 June 2018 16:25

Maybe your 🐈 is jealous and wants one her size🤣🤣😂

manb91uk 22

Friday 29 June 2018 18:12

You should only be playing with one pussy, that's why 😂

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 29 June 2018 19:17

You seem to have a very libidinous cat...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 June 2018 6:34

Apparently you're playing with the wrong pussy.

Gandhi Suryadevara 6

Thursday 5 July 2018 10:00

maybe the wrong activity is to have a cat

XanderFierce 11

Friday 27 July 2018 2:19

OP here, Just thought I should add that it was, indeed, in a drawer, but my cat is a thief and will steal anything that isn't nailed down. It is hilariously exhausting.

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