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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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By Tara115 - 09/02/2014 07:20 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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Genetics

By outie - 13/09/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 436

By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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You deserved it 13 481

Too late

By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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ambowew 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:37

An attempt at trolling? If it wasn't, you suck at life. If it was, you suck at trolling.

JacksonCampbell 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:47

the* - Well, this is awkward.

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apegirl907 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:11

if he's that big of a douche he did you a favor

suicidemessiah89 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:15

at least he was thinking of the children.

s40love 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:25

trollololol ...that was supposed to be in reply to 63. blargh.

cenax27 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:45

awww hell ya girl we bo'ut to rock this house

cenax27 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:52

let's go **** that ol' bit up

Ranga_98 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:57

what an arsehole. he should love you for who you are, not his preconseved ideas of beauty

mad_hatter0666 22

Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:09

sounds like he was looking for any excuse to break up with you. if he really loved you that wouldn't be an issue. sorry, OP. :/

neongurl98 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:24

he is a jerk off! 1) he's not worth it if he says something like that to you 2) he knows NOTHING about genetics 3)I bet you are gorgeous, you can do SOOOO much better :)

seveer4444 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:00

I'm pretty sure he was just looking for an excuse to break up with you, and he just picked the lamest one he could.

solarrunner 16

Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:40

He is an asshole, you got lucky, imagine your future with this guy...

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